scorpiogy:
“sad like me
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yourlocalbisexual:

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sagittariushun:

  • I love you
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goldbutch:

daughters breathe and moms are like you’re ugly and everything you do is wrong

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kimpossibooty:

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kimpossibooty:

Fun fact my grandpa was in the Air Force but only because he cheated his way in

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So he did a great job with everything all along the way, until he hit got to his marksmanship test.


Now, my grandpa is a great shot. The catch is, he’s left-handed. And the people administering the test did not like that and insisted he shoot righty.


Naturally, he sucked at it. But he had a few tricks up his sleeve. And by tricks, I do mean a pencil.


When my grandpa went up to retrieve his target, the man pulled out a pencil, stabbed a bunch of holes in the center, and called it a day.


The grift worked, he passed with flying colors, and he began a 30+ year career as an Air Force engineer, helping design the B-2 Bomber, and being a general badass.


Also, he’s led me to believe he knows information about aliens, and the man would never joke about something like that.

People are asking about the alien thing. All I know is that my grandpa had access to confidential information and absolutely no sense of humor. He has learned classified secrets and he would never pull a prank. When my mom and her sisters were kids, they once joked about if aliens are real, and he stopped them in their tracks to sternly tell them that they never, ever, ever are to joke about that again.


He knows SOMETHING is what I’m saying.

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silver-sivien:

pigpocket:

i like animals that look like they have information

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historycultureeducation:
“My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing
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